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Hi, I'm Greg... and I Write & Market Shit.
Guinness World Record holder for Longest Journey by Car in a Single Country,  author of The Drifter Chronicles and Vagabond Secrets, and contributor for ELLE, BravoTV, Vie Magazine, Playboy (I swear it was the travel section), USA Today, VIBE... and others.  Featured in Business Insider, Cosmopolitan, Today Show, Travel + Leisure, Bravo, ADWEEK, Uproxx, LA Weekly, Lonely Planet, Daily Mail, MSN, CBS, Good Day LA, Elite Daily, ABC, Yahoo, The Weather Channel (weird but cool), and others...
It all started with shitty poetry in rehab when I was a kid. With such a colorful past, stories were never hard to create. I left high school in 9th grade and hitchhiked the country when I was fourteen.. that lasted till about twenty.

I became obsessed with Kerouac and dreamt of freedom and prose. By the time I was sober and 27, I had millions of stories written without a clue of how to get them seen. I published my first article in 2013 for VIBE. So started my career as a freelance writer.

I established myself as a credible travel writer after I broke the Guinness World Record for Longest Journey by Car in a Single Country in 2016. It was featured across the globe and I went on many TV shows and did interviews all over.

I then wrote one book, then another. I produced a movie starring Sidney Poitier and Dennis Haysbert. In fact, Nelson Mandela made an appearance as well. I launched an entertainment PR agency in Hollywood and became a music and film publicist. All of it was born from my love for writing and desire to earn an income with it.

I began publishing articles for The Bravo Network, USA Today, Playboy, ELLE, and many others and continued traveling the world until I decided to slow down.  I had always wanted to start an online school for Vagabonds to share all the secrets and hacks with people just like me how many doors writing can open, and how to do it.

That’s why all this was born. I now live in the Hudson valley of New York and drink way too much overpriced coffee.

SERVICES

So what the hell do I actually do?

I build your sales funnel! I systemize your sales!

Create Your Strategy

Build Your Sales Pages

Write Your Sales Copy

Design Your Ad Campaigns

Write Your Email Sequences

Build Your Whole Funnel

Check out some of my work...

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Some Press I've Gotten
Greg Cayea in Travel + Leisure - How a Guinness World Record-breaking Traveler Prepares for Another Epic Trip read more...

Greg Cayea in Vie Magazine - The Therapy of Writing read more...

Greg Cayea in Long Island Pulse Magazine - Greg Cayea: The Extra Mile read more...

Greg Cayea in Bro Bible - Guy With Guinness World Record For Traveling Shares What He’s Packing For His Next Crazy Trip read more...

Greg Cayea on The Today Show - 122 Days, 36K Miles: What This Man Learned About Long-Term Travel with a Loved One read more...

Greg Cayea in Uproxx - A Record Setting Road Tripper Opens Up About His Next Great Adventure read more...

Greg Cayea in Cosmopolitan - This Couple Broke the Record for World's Longest Road Trip in 1 Country read more...

Greg Cayea in Lonely Planet - Meet the Couple Breaking the World Record for the Longest Road Trip in One Country read more...

Greg Cayea in ADWEEK - New York Native Set to Bring NC17 Theater to LA read more...

Greg Cayea in The Guinness Book of World Records - Longest Journey by Car in a Single Country read more...

Greg Cayea on the Weather Channel - Couple Breaks World Record for Longest Road Trip in One Country read more...

Greg Cayea in LA Weekly - When Guerrilla Marketing Met the LAPD read more...

Greg Cayea on Bravo TV - Couple Who Just Broke the Longest Road Trip Record Shares Their Tip for Not Killing Your Travel Companion read more...
Some Articles I've Written
Elle Magazine - How To Have Sex In a Car and Actually Enjoy It read more...

Playboy - The Secrets to Finding Great Sex While Traveling the World Solo read more...

Bravo - How I Went From Runaway Teen to That Vagabond Life — and Won a Guinness World Record For Travel read more...

Vie Magazine - BINGO: The Deadliest Game on Earth read more...

USA Today - These Are the 10 Best Roadside Attractions in the U.S. Off the Beaten Interstate read more...

PopSugar - Why I Think Millennials Actually Have More Sex Than Anyone Else on the Planet read more...

VIBE Magazine - Summer Spin: 10 Dance Music DJs You Should Know By Now read more...

MiLLENNiAL Magazine - New Shack Reveals Insight into their Personal Hero’s Journey read more...
Some Articles I've Written
Elle Magazine - How To Have Sex In a Car and Actually Enjoy It read more...

Playboy - The Secrets to Finding Great Sex While Traveling the World Solo read more...

Bravo - How I Went From Runaway Teen to That Vagabond Life — and Won a Guinness World Record For Travel read more...

Vie Magazine - BINGO: The Deadliest Game on Earth read more...

USA Today - These Are the 10 Best Roadside Attractions in the U.S. Off the Beaten Interstate read more...

PopSugar - Why I Think Millennials Actually Have More Sex Than Anyone Else on the Planet read more...

VIBE Magazine - Summer Spin: 10 Dance Music DJs You Should Know By Now read more...

MiLLENNiAL Magazine - New Shack Reveals Insight into their Personal Hero’s Journey read more...
Some Press I've Gotten
Greg Cayea in Travel + Leisure - How a Guinness World Record-breaking Traveler Prepares for Another Epic Trip read more...

Greg Cayea in Vie Magazine - The Therapy of Writing read more...

Greg Cayea in Long Island Pulse Magazine - Greg Cayea: The Extra Mile read more...

Greg Cayea in Bro Bible - Guy With Guinness World Record For Traveling Shares What He’s Packing For His Next Crazy Trip read more...

Greg Cayea on The Today Show - 122 Days, 36K Miles: What This Man Learned About Long-Term Travel with a Loved One read more...

Greg Cayea in Uproxx - A Record Setting Road Tripper Opens Up About His Next Great Adventure read more...

Greg Cayea in Cosmopolitan - This Couple Broke the Record for World's Longest Road Trip in 1 Country read more...

Greg Cayea in Lonely Planet - Meet the Couple Breaking the World Record for the Longest Road Trip in One Country read more...

Greg Cayea in ADWEEK - New York Native Set to Bring NC17 Theater to LA read more...

Greg Cayea in The Guinness Book of World Records - Longest Journey by Car in a Single Country read more...

Greg Cayea on the Weather Channel - Couple Breaks World Record for Longest Road Trip in One Country read more...

Greg Cayea in LA Weekly - When Guerrilla Marketing Met the LAPD read more...

Greg Cayea on Bravo TV - Couple Who Just Broke the Longest Road Trip Record Shares Their Tip for Not Killing Your Travel Companion read more...
Notable Testimonials
Kind words from fairly important people...

Jess Kapadia, Senior Editor of Food Republic

It takes a truly dedicated professional to seek out a food website known for food and music crossovers, know which of his clients would be great for an interview and reach out in a uniquely effective manner. It's hard to think of a publicist on par with Greg when it comes to proven attention to detail and intuition in seeking out dynamic ways to showcase superb talent with the right audience, or in this case, a fresh new audience.

Gordon Goodwin, Grammy Award Winning Composer

Greg Cayea is a person with a unique combination of internet-era hipness, and gee-whiz innocence. He has a clear love of people and the things they do, but is able to see how to position those things so that they have the best chance of success in our contemporary culture. If you are working with Greg, you should be prepared for an onslaught of energy and ideas, and you’d best be ready to match that energy. If you do, things really build from there. If you are an artist venturing into the jungle that is today’s internet, you definitely want Greg leading the way.

Sarah Polonsky, North America Editor of DJ Mag

In the vast abyss that is the entertainment industry, Greg Cayea stands out by his honest care for the art.

Alan Kannof, Former C.O.O. William Morris Endeavor

I worked closely with Greg Cayea several years ago in connection with a New York based comedy festival and sketch comedy group that he was managing at the time. He was always well organized, attentive to the needs of his clients and creative about both pursuing new opportunities and negotiating deals. I am happy to recommend him for a position in the entertainment and media businesses.

Jon Flom, Former Senior Executive at CBS, HBO

My company had a brief foray into the artist management business. There were times when, if Greg hadn’t been there at our side every minute guiding us through those treacherous waters, we would surely have gotten lost at sea. Greg has a great attitude, a wealth of knowledge and is dedicated to his work.

JES, DJ, Producer, Singer, Songwriter

I have been working with Greg Cayea for a number of months as my main PR consultant and it's been a wonderful and positive experience. He truly understands me and my business and helps me to develop and execute the best strategies for it's expansion. He has worked tirelessly with great attention to detail and I can see the results as steady growth in all the areas he manages. Greg understands not only where my business is today, but where it needs to be tomorrow and has helped me to better manage all my PR commitments across a wide demographic. He is trustworthy, approachable and a pleasure to work with. I would not hesitate to recommend him to anybody that might be looking to take control of their own PR affairs, and I look forward to what we will create together in the future..

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